Thriving

Much as I want to get rich and own a car, I am not interested in those get-rich-quick schemes that I have come across on Facebook and LinkedIn. Neither am I interested in participating in those popular local promotions like "Shinda MaMilli na Safaricom (win millions with Safaricom)". I want to get rich from the labour of my hands.
Since I want to prosper from the work of my hands, I have resolved to work harder in posting riveting stories on this blog. I will strive to be writing a story on a regular basis, unlike before when I would pen stories in a few days and then go for more than seven days without writing anything.
Now that I have resolved to be writing regularly, I will strive to follow four rules that I have set. Let me tell you what the four rules are.
Firstly, I will refrain from talking ill of anyone. There have been times I have been tempted to criticize some people who have mocked or mistreated me in the past. Not any more. To borrow the words of Benjamin Franklin, I will speak ill of no one and talk all the good I know of everybody. So if you've been at loggerheads with me in the past, don't worry - I won't say it here.
Secondly, I will strive to make my stories reasonably long. My kid brother Symo, a fan of this blog, once complained to me that my stories are too short - something a reviewer of this blog mentioned when I applied for Google ads sometime in 2016. That's why I have resolved to write longer stories while keeping them fresh and engaging.
Thirdly, I will now be more original. Back in 2016 when I became interested in copyright laws, I read the fourth page of my NIV Bible where the publisher's name and other nitty-gritty details are listed. From that page, I learnt that anyone is free to quote from the NIV Bible without permission from the publisher provided the quoted verses don't constitute more than 25% of the written work.
It is that info from my NIV Bible that has made me set the rule that I be more original by having at least 75% of my stories' contents be my own work. Which means if I will have to quote someone else, I will not let the quoted text account for more than 25% of my story.
Lastly, as pertains to my four writing rules, I will strive to add humour to my stories. Humor makes us likeable and charismatic. It also reduces stress and makes us see problems in a better light. That's why I will endeavor to spice up my stories with jokes.
In a nutshell, I will thrive as a blogger by regularly posting on this blog stories that are original and humorous. By doing so, I believe I will attract a huge audience, earn money from the adverts on this blog and afford a car as I have been repeatedly praying about. So help me God.
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